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- Mouse
- If you wonder how come that I’ve entered into this trouble, well… this is my story: I use to be an ordinary mouse living my life with other fellows in a toy store. It was quite OK but you know…in time, everybody wishes more. So one day I said myself: Why shall I stay with all these guys? It is crowded, there are no new things and I had already explored every corner; so let’s try something new! In our store it was a TV and sometimes I use to watch news or movies about companies, office life, etc. Then one day I decided to see what does it mean catering, how is it to sit in a meeting for hours or having a coffee break with the new colleague (which happens to look dam good!). That was the moment when my life changed. That was the moment when I become a MOUSE; a CORPORATE MOUSE!
Vazu-i marul ca-i muscat
ReplyDeleteSi pe loc m-a apucat
Pofta, ce-a venit usor
De gust dulce acrisor.
Poama asta surda si amara
ReplyDeleteO musca-i cu o manie rara,
Clar influentat de ultimul Samsung
Imi facu-i o platosa l-a strung
Caci nu de florile marului m-i la-m luat
Ci c-a s-arat ca Androidu e OS-ul cel adevarat
Din sobolani, carton si poame noi
Iscata-m butaforii si dume noi
Salbaticul iPhone e-n sticla si-n fier
ReplyDeleteButoanele-i zuruie crunte,
Gigantic poarta ecranul pe frunte,
Si sunetu-i tunet, grafica ger,
Bara de semnal din stanga-i ajunge la cer,
Si bateria-i un munte.
- Stai, Androide! Sa piara azi unul din noi.
Dar Google mai tare zoreste;
Cu Android Market pe Apple loveste
Si pe iTunes i-l bate cu pumnii-amandoi;
Cu Samsung Galaxy si Nexus valvoi
Ia capu la peste.