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Me
- Mouse
- If you wonder how come that I’ve entered into this trouble, well… this is my story: I use to be an ordinary mouse living my life with other fellows in a toy store. It was quite OK but you know…in time, everybody wishes more. So one day I said myself: Why shall I stay with all these guys? It is crowded, there are no new things and I had already explored every corner; so let’s try something new! In our store it was a TV and sometimes I use to watch news or movies about companies, office life, etc. Then one day I decided to see what does it mean catering, how is it to sit in a meeting for hours or having a coffee break with the new colleague (which happens to look dam good!). That was the moment when my life changed. That was the moment when I become a MOUSE; a CORPORATE MOUSE!
Vreme trece, vreme vine,
ReplyDeleteToate-s vechi si noua-s toate;
De e rau sau de e bine
Sobolanul tot se scoate;
Nu spera si nu ai teama,
Ce e cas ca valul trece,
Daca Jean iar te-ndeamna,
Nu pui botul la capcana.
Pasteurizat cascavalul zace
ReplyDeleteAdemenind biete dobitoace.
Otel cu dinti - tensionat resort
PAC! si sobolanu-i mort.
"De ce oare cascavalul
ReplyDeleteE-asa galben si gustos?"
Se intreaba sobolanul
Cu ochi mari si par lucios.
Insa neputand sarmanul
Sa reziste la ispita,
Se vara cu botu-n cursa,
In capcana pregatita.
Tocmai cand credea ca astazi
Va manca pe saturate,
S-auzi o pocnitura
Si Jobo cazu pe spate.
Si statu asa o vreme,
Fara ca sa mai respire;
Abia dupa cinci minute
Si-a mai revenit in fire.
"Uf, ce spaima am mai tras!"
Spuse el speriat de moarte.
"De-acum o sa trag pe nas,
Decat sa mananc lactate..."
Sobolane, ca din carti
ReplyDeleteLe zici tu asa frumos -
Sa nu tragi pe-alte parti
Ca n-o sa mai poti sta jos.